Cornered again, chimera lips curl.

Aye,

this Abbagoochie is at an end.

Ho!

A brisk orbit, it bites its own tail.

Woe!

Agony, angry, body awhirl,

swoosh!

No one can best it, it self inhales!

Ah,

gone, nothing is left, no more torment.

Genetic material donated from: Great Gray Owl, American Red Fox or Swift Fox, Mule Deer or White-Tailed Deer or Bongo, Coyote, Raccoon, Oppossum, Wild Boar, Emden Goose, Black Rat, Wolverine

Sexual Dimorphism: feather-shape, mane and tail differences

Population Trend: increasing; 60+

Incubation Period: 6.5 months

Independent Age: 2.5 years old

Baby Name: Faun

Digestive System: four-chambered stomach; does not require cud

Seasonal Influence: partial migrant

Locomotive Status: terrestrial; non-functional wings

Sound: deep squeals, chatter, barks

Vision: dichromatic; nocturnal vision superior to diurnal vision

Weaknesses: poor swimmers, poor danger assessment

A scientific marvel, the Abbagoochie is a genetically engineered creature with legs like a deer, wings like an owl, a face like a coyote, arms like a raccoon, hands like an oppossum, and a tail like a fox. It is…